Asking a guy to the Valentines dance

So my friend is asking someone to the valentines day dance. What should she do??
1st idea: my neighbor is a cop and we want him to arrest him and then later after he is in cuffs have him ask.
2nd idea: get a whole bunch of new papers and put them every where in his room with the letters of his name circled.
3rd idea: make a t-shirt and write in washable marker every girls name you can think of, then on the back in permanent marker right her name, tell him to wash it then all the other marker will wash off and her name will be there.
4th and last idea: Do the first idea but add pictures of beer and weed to make it more suspenseful.
Which idea do you think is they best??

Webkinz

So for Christmas i got a webkinz, which is a little stuffed animal that comes with a password and you log on to this Internet site to make an account then you can log on anytime a play with your pet or feed in and bath it and practically anything else you can think of. It is way easy to use but surprisingly fun.

I have a Chicken named Murphy and a unicorn named Gwen

Aren't they cute i like them alot ha ha even though it seems very childish.